Pea Ridge

This short scene study, dated 7 July 2014, is from Patrick’s West Virginia Stories folder. It describes a sleepy town and looks like a setup for a longer story that I’ve not located, in the style of “Old men watch as a stranger arrives and heads to the bar.”


Until you climb up Pea Ridge and enter Oak Hill from that side, you might have thought that there was no longer any such thing as a sleepy town.

Then you pass the Baptist Church, a brick temple, locked tight as a drum until the next Sunday, and enter Man Street. The service station is the first one you have seen in years that is totally deserted. The door to the office is open, and loud country music issues into the open air, undiluted by traffic noise. Yours is the only car in sight with a driver at the wheel. Then there is the hospital, as tranquil as a college campus during Easter vacation. Another gas station, this one totally automatic. Probably no one shows up more than once a week to check the computerized accounts and empty the cash box.

In the center of town, the Post Office looks like an illustration cover for The Saturday Evening Post, one lone citizen striding through the same wood framed glass doors into the U.S. Post Office that you used to push 40 years ago, check your private box for a Green Lantern magic ring. Which, when it finally showed up was a poor imitation of the product advertised in the back pages of Marvel Comics.

Two or three old men sit in front of the Greyhound station. The high point of village life can be gauged by the activities of retirees, men who have nothing to do and enjoy the free time necessary to find out that the lady semi driver from Beckley, a foulmouthed, leggy bitch who always sank a couple of Red Top Ales at the roadhouse in East End. The Q-stick, as this bar was called, stood up on six cinder block pillars set into concrete. Steps made of two by eights led you into a dark room, one door, no windows, a bar along the wall on your right, five tables with three chairs at each spread along the other wall. A neon blinking jukebox stood at the far end of the room, by the entrance to the toilets: Hillbilly and Hillbitch. On a screened in porch at the back there stood a magnificent pool table with leather braid pockets and four fingers of slate. The legs could have come from a Steinway, handsome thick curves ending in a dainty wheel.

Another high spot in the day – once in the morning, once in the late afternoon – was the arrival and departure of the Greyhound bus. Some dude in uniform gets off and heads straight for the Q-stick. A stranger shows up, a man in dungarees and a white dress shirt with the sleeves folded up to his biceps. He carries a canvas bag, and in ten minutes he is heading for the Q-stick.